{
  "type": "tweet",
  "id": "2037005139899248821",
  "url": "https://x.com/normal_jake_/status/2037005139899248821",
  "twitterUrl": "https://twitter.com/normal_jake_/status/2037005139899248821",
  "text": "she cooked lmao https://t.co/bSnE09y3o6",
  "source": "Twitter for iPhone",
  "retweetCount": 57,
  "replyCount": 3,
  "likeCount": 449,
  "quoteCount": 0,
  "viewCount": 8329,
  "createdAt": "Thu Mar 26 03:14:05 +0000 2026",
  "lang": "en",
  "bookmarkCount": 33,
  "isReply": false,
  "inReplyToId": null,
  "conversationId": "2037005139899248821",
  "displayTextRange": [
    0,
    15
  ],
  "inReplyToUserId": null,
  "inReplyToUsername": null,
  "author": {
    "type": "user",
    "userName": "normal_jake_",
    "url": "https://x.com/normal_jake_",
    "twitterUrl": "https://twitter.com/normal_jake_",
    "id": "372576948",
    "name": "Immortan Joe Mazzulla",
    "isVerified": false,
    "isBlueVerified": false,
    "verifiedType": null,
    "profilePicture": "https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1935189891199156225/x3PAeJ9s_normal.jpg",
    "coverPicture": "https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_banners/372576948/1719082516",
    "description": "",
    "location": "Phil’s Tire Town Challenger ",
    "followers": 11399,
    "following": 6969,
    "status": "",
    "canDm": true,
    "canMediaTag": false,
    "createdAt": "Tue Sep 13 01:08:31 +0000 2011",
    "entities": {
      "description": {
        "urls": []
      },
      "url": {}
    },
    "fastFollowersCount": 0,
    "favouritesCount": 460724,
    "hasCustomTimelines": true,
    "isTranslator": false,
    "mediaCount": 30032,
    "statusesCount": 737800,
    "withheldInCountries": [],
    "affiliatesHighlightedLabel": {},
    "possiblySensitive": false,
    "pinnedTweetIds": [
      "1483941335010795521"
    ],
    "profile_bio": {
      "description": "holding out hope for the People’s Republic of New England",
      "entities": {
        "description": {
          "hashtags": [],
          "symbols": [],
          "urls": [],
          "user_mentions": []
        },
        "url": {
          "urls": [
            {
              "display_url": "bsky.app/profile/fremen…",
              "expanded_url": "https://bsky.app/profile/fremenjake.bsky.social",
              "indices": [
                0,
                23
              ],
              "url": "https://t.co/pdb8huMe7I"
            }
          ]
        }
      }
    },
    "isAutomated": false,
    "automatedBy": null
  },
  "extendedEntities": {
    "media": [
      {
        "allow_download_status": {
          "allow_download": true
        },
        "display_url": "pic.twitter.com/bSnE09y3o6",
        "expanded_url": "https://twitter.com/normal_jake_/status/2037005139899248821/photo/1",
        "ext_media_availability": {
          "status": "Available"
        },
        "features": {
          "large": {
            "faces": []
          },
          "orig": {
            "faces": []
          }
        },
        "id_str": "2037005134841208835",
        "indices": [
          16,
          39
        ],
        "media_key": "3_2037005134841208835",
        "media_results": {
          "id": "QXBpTWVkaWFSZXN1bHRzOgwAAQoAARxE5WCr22ADCgACHETlYdlW8LUAAA==",
          "result": {
            "__typename": "ApiMedia",
            "id": "QXBpTWVkaWE6DAABCgABHETlYKvbYAMKAAIcROVh2VbwtQAA",
            "media_key": "3_2037005134841208835"
          }
        },
        "media_url_https": "https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HETlYKvbYAM456r.jpg",
        "original_info": {
          "focus_rects": [
            {
              "h": 660,
              "w": 1178,
              "x": 0,
              "y": 117
            },
            {
              "h": 1178,
              "w": 1178,
              "x": 0,
              "y": 0
            },
            {
              "h": 1343,
              "w": 1178,
              "x": 0,
              "y": 0
            },
            {
              "h": 1378,
              "w": 689,
              "x": 240,
              "y": 0
            },
            {
              "h": 1378,
              "w": 1178,
              "x": 0,
              "y": 0
            }
          ],
          "height": 1378,
          "width": 1178
        },
        "sizes": {
          "large": {
            "h": 1378,
            "w": 1178
          }
        },
        "type": "photo",
        "url": "https://t.co/bSnE09y3o6"
      }
    ]
  },
  "card": null,
  "place": {},
  "entities": {
    "hashtags": [],
    "symbols": [],
    "timestamps": [],
    "urls": [],
    "user_mentions": []
  },
  "quoted_tweet": {
    "type": "tweet",
    "id": "2037003771327185331",
    "url": "https://x.com/Dread_Botlord/status/2037003771327185331",
    "twitterUrl": "https://twitter.com/Dread_Botlord/status/2037003771327185331",
    "text": "one of the greatest insults from one author to another was Ursula LeGuin saying she didn’t see the similarities between Earthsea and Harry Potter bc Rowling’s works were “small and meanspirited”",
    "source": "Twitter for iPhone",
    "retweetCount": 0,
    "replyCount": 2,
    "likeCount": 46,
    "quoteCount": 1,
    "viewCount": 9409,
    "createdAt": "Thu Mar 26 03:08:39 +0000 2026",
    "lang": "en",
    "bookmarkCount": 3,
    "isReply": false,
    "inReplyToId": null,
    "conversationId": "2037003771327185331",
    "displayTextRange": [
      0,
      194
    ],
    "inReplyToUserId": null,
    "inReplyToUsername": null,
    "author": {
      "type": "user",
      "userName": "Dread_Botlord",
      "url": "https://x.com/Dread_Botlord",
      "twitterUrl": "https://twitter.com/Dread_Botlord",
      "id": "878367702930395138",
      "name": "𝕯𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉 Moroz",
      "isVerified": false,
      "isBlueVerified": false,
      "verifiedType": null,
      "profilePicture": "https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1569682140593356802/EH8mssNJ_normal.jpg",
      "coverPicture": "https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_banners/878367702930395138/1526917174",
      "description": "",
      "location": "Behind You",
      "followers": 2354,
      "following": 871,
      "status": "",
      "canDm": true,
      "canMediaTag": false,
      "createdAt": "Fri Jun 23 21:42:34 +0000 2017",
      "entities": {
        "description": {
          "urls": []
        },
        "url": {}
      },
      "fastFollowersCount": 0,
      "favouritesCount": 284736,
      "hasCustomTimelines": true,
      "isTranslator": false,
      "mediaCount": 1895,
      "statusesCount": 36036,
      "withheldInCountries": [],
      "affiliatesHighlightedLabel": {},
      "possiblySensitive": false,
      "pinnedTweetIds": [],
      "profile_bio": {
        "description": "Very nice and respectful. (He/They)",
        "entities": {
          "description": {
            "hashtags": [],
            "symbols": [],
            "urls": [],
            "user_mentions": []
          }
        }
      },
      "isAutomated": false,
      "automatedBy": null
    },
    "extendedEntities": {},
    "card": null,
    "place": {},
    "entities": {
      "hashtags": [],
      "symbols": [],
      "timestamps": [],
      "urls": [],
      "user_mentions": []
    },
    "quoted_tweet": {
      "type": "tweet",
      "id": "2036891960112193974",
      "url": "",
      "twitterUrl": "",
      "text": "",
      "source": "Twitter for iPhone",
      "retweetCount": 0,
      "replyCount": 0,
      "likeCount": 0,
      "quoteCount": 0,
      "viewCount": 0,
      "createdAt": "",
      "lang": "",
      "bookmarkCount": 0,
      "isReply": false,
      "inReplyToId": null,
      "conversationId": "",
      "displayTextRange": [],
      "inReplyToUserId": null,
      "inReplyToUsername": null,
      "author": {},
      "extendedEntities": {},
      "card": null,
      "place": {},
      "entities": {},
      "quoted_tweet": null,
      "retweeted_tweet": null,
      "isLimitedReply": false,
      "article": null
    },
    "retweeted_tweet": null,
    "isLimitedReply": false,
    "article": null
  },
  "retweeted_tweet": null,
  "isLimitedReply": false,
  "article": null
}