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  "text": "If I had a pound for every time a MAGA account bellowed these mad MAGA myths me, I could fund European defence myself.\n\n1. \"Europe would be conquered in a week without America\" \nEurope has 1.7 million troops, 515 nuclear warheads, five aircraft carriers and 1,400 combat jets. Russia couldn't take 20% of Ukraine in four years with a million soldiers. But sure, a week.\n\n2. \"Europeans live in no-go zones run by Sharia law\" \nThe \"no-go zones\" are normal neighbourhoods with kebab shops. The most dangerous thing about them is the parking.\n\n3. \"Europeans have no freedom of speech\" \nEuropeans can criticise their governments, protest in the streets and mock their leaders on live TV without getting tear-gassed or shot. In America, immigration agents check your social media, ICE arrests people for their opinions and deports them without trial. \"Free speech\", American style.\n\n4. \"Europeans pay 60% tax and get nothing for it\" \nEuropeans pay tax and get free healthcare, subsidised university, a year of paid parental leave, 5 weeks holiday and a pension they can actually live on. Americans pay tax and get aircraft carriers.\n\n5. \"Europe has open borders and anyone can walk in\" \nThe EU's border agency Frontex has 10,000 guards and some of the strictest visa requirements on earth. The difference is Europe doesn't cage children on camera to win votes\n\n6. \"Europe would be speaking German without America\" \nThe British Empire fought Germany for over two years before America joined. The Soviet Union lost 8.7 million soldiers fighting Hitler. The French Resistance ran the intelligence network that made D-Day possible. America showed up in Dec 1941. The war started in 1939.\n\nEvery single one of these is repeated daily by people who've never owned a passport and likely never will.",
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